10. Getting that big really does hurt.
9. The hair on your head isn't the only hair that grows thicker and faster.
8. Barfing for 3 months really is the worst thing on the planet.
7. When you are as big as I was at the end, your feet go numb just in the short amount of time it takes to eat a meal at the table.
6. You get really greasy... your hair gets dirty faster and you get weird zits all over. But you can't take multiple showers a day because you can't stand for that long.
5. You have about double the amount of blood in you than normal,
4. which causes you to look redder,
3. and sound congested all the time (because the small blood vessels in your nose are swollen with a lot more blood).
2. You wake up in the middle of the night with a stomachache so bad that the only thing that can stop it from hurting is to get up and eat.
1. And the number one thing no one ever tells you about pregnancy... Your body produces more snot and thus, you constantly blow your nose; are continually telling people, "No, I don't have a cold. I've been like this for the last 3 months."; and the phlegm in the back of your throat either keeps you up at night, or keeps your husband up at night by way of snoring.
The end.
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